Ibiza Airport, I'm back!

	Bread? But I ordered fresh, baby seal.

	Coastline, ... Sunset, ... and a seat with a cool view at Coastline Cafe.

	Who are these two? Oh, the mad judge and the mad engineer.

	Bar M pre-party. I hope that's 'We Come One' that you're playing Mr Pearce. It's the anthem of this trip for me.

	Dressed up and looking forward to Dave Pearce's 'Euphoria' at Eden. It'll be the highlight of my week.

	Itaca. Carajillo (espresso and brandy): the local VRB.

	Eden lost both copies of the Worldpop.com guest list for Dave Pearce. Too late to pay to get in. Highlight of the week missed. Shame on Eden. Sorrow drowning time at the Garden of Eden.

	Sunset from Mambo.

	Kiwi. Does their menu have baby seal?

	Garden of Eden. My favourite bar. I wonder how Lennie is getting on with his Coca Cola?

	So! I'm not the only visitor to have brought a pet human.

	June or not, I'm not doing a Bay Run unless there are baby seals out there.

	Sunset from the new restaurant round the bay.

	Bar M. Guess where I'm off to tonight?

	Jacuzi upstairs at Bar M. Invigorating.

	Munumission, here I come!

	Manumission: the official photo.

	8am. Manumission may mean freeing of slave but I still need to be carried home.

	At last: another bear. He tries to help the gate guard at Club Paraiso stay sane,... despite the residents.

	Hot, damned hot.

	Coastline Cafe. Shade. Beer.

	My friend Steve, from Worldpop.com

	Mambo. This time with sand (see May).

	Itaca. Pizza (not baby seal).

	The press bar, off the VIP lounge at Amnesia. Thanks to Giles! Thanks also to Steve and Worldpop.com

	Amnesia security. Cool chap.

	Worldpop.com crew meet Polar Ted at Mambo.

	Then on to Charlie Chester's Birthday Party at QPQ, where I'm pulled (ouch!)

	Behind the decks at QPQ. Wave to the fans.

	The owner likes me. I'll be back.

	Pacha, where I join up with the Worldpop.com crew.

	You think it's funny that I can't get into a brandy glass, do you?

	Hola Adan! Hola Tomas!

	I've pulled again: the best looking prop in San An.

	Es Paradis. Upstairs bar. I pull again!

	Spotted. No photos, please.

	UK Garage. Blow your whistle!(It may drown out the music noise.)

	Toe in the water - no more.(I've seen what couples do in this water.)

	Ted meets the long suffering night staff at Club Paraiso. Thanks for everything guys.

	21.00hr - on the way home. Only another fourteen hours to go.

	Airport. 03.00hr. Knackered.

	It's just grit. I'm glad to be going home really.

	Foam party. I know why I didn't try this before.

	I'm off. I don't like bath time.

	Mummy, are you s.s.s.s.sure I'm a polar bear?

	Ah, it's not the same here as in Ibiza. I'll be back.

	I want to go back - soon! Hoy, is that my car getting a ticket?

Polar Ted's e-mail address is PolarTed@polarted.com