Edinburgh Airport: Off to Ibiza again!!!

	Arrived in time for sunset at Mambo. I'M BACK!

	Sunset from Mambo.

	After Manumission, I'm up (just) in time for beer and sunset at Coastline.

	A beer and a cigarette ...

	... as the sun goes down ...

	... and the DJ plays ...

	... while the sun sets.

	Coastline Restaurant: MY wine!

	Coastline Restaurant: thank your for MY brandies!

	Soft soap won't work: the brandies are mine!

	Traditional visit to Joe Spoon's in the West End.(You can't get good Paparazzi these days!)

	I pull!

	I pull again!

	Mushroom? I thought I'd pulled.

	My favourite drink, at Cafe Paradis

	5a.m. and I'm on the decks in Cafe Paradis.

	After a lie down and some sedation, the maid is now recovering. Well, it was very hot outside.

	Polar Pete, Stunt Treble and I recover.

	Zzzz!

	Tapas a Rey de Copas

	Now I understand: that's why Stunt Treble said he'd stay in the room.

	Shades, Beach Towel, Transport: I'm off to Cala des Moro (beach).

	Catching rays.

	Do bears tan?
	Do bears burn!?

	I hope not.

	Back to Coastline for the sunset. Paparazzi.

	Dinner at Kasbah - excellent meal.

	Stunt Treble tries a Bay Run.

	Why is my bottom all wet?

	Brandy at Cafe del Mar, before going to the opening night of Inox.

	Inox: The adverts say 'Drink Bud'.

	OK, pour.

	Privilege owns Inox. Privilege has its own brand of Red Bull.

	Privilege Bull on the Inox sofa.

	The sun sets over San Antonio harbour.

	Dave Pearce's Euphoria at Eden.

	5a.m.: preparing for the foam. I'm not sure about this.

	Burble! Squelch!

	Recognised. Next time I'll wear the tinted goggles.

	Bay Run: I made it to the harbour buoy.

	Sunrise over Eden and Es Paradis.

	What do you two mean, 'Was it worth it?' Of course it was.

	Two new friends on my way to Coastline. Of course I'm real!

	Sea Breeze for sunset at Coastline.

	I'm not drinking, but somehow the level in my glass goes down.

	Some fizz at Coastline restaurant. Drink up.

	Ah! Ice bucket.

	A last drink in the apartment.

	Cinnamon marinade for my packed lunch. Vodka and Red Bull for us.

	It's time to go home. It's 08.05hr!

	Ibiza airport. Duty Free!

	Our Duty Free!

	Basin Run

	'He He He,' indeed. I'll remember this.

	My tan's gone!
	So I'll have to go back!

Polar Ted's e-mail address is PolarTed@polarted.com