Airport Catering in Glasgow I LIKE fish!

	'Wait in Lounge'.
	Is that a stowaway?

	It's raining in Glasgow!!! I think I'll go to Ibiza!

	Nothing to do but wait ...
	... and have a pint.

	On the plane I have a Bloody Mary before dinner.

	Luckily, I brought my own meal. I LIKE baby seal!

	Ibiza Arrivals.
	I've got my bag. Why are we waiting?

	On the transfer bus to the hotel.
	Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

	My first night back and I pull! I hope Karen (behind the bar) isn't too jealous.

	Oh my god! They've left(?) Kenny!

	As the sun sets over the island in the bay ...

	... I enjoy a cocktail at Coastline

	... and another

	... and another!

	The sunset begins to look hazy

	But the music was so good even the giant dragonfly was dancing

	We head to Kasbah for dinner and I meet a new friend

	At least I hope he's friendly!

	Back in the apartment a disappointed Polar Pete discovers that I put a seal on the vodka bottle.

	Polar Pete with MiniTed

	When shall we three meet again?
	In thunder, lightening or in rain?

	When the hurlyburly's done.
	When the battle's lost and won.

	Later, Chilling at Mambo

	And then into the West End

	By the hearth in Cafe del Mar

	A rousing speech from the Cafe Del Mar Balcony

	People watching

	Back to Coastline to watch the lightning ...

	... then on to pull at Mambo

	A hunter must stalk his prey.

	Self catering accommodation

	A quick drink in the empty Mango Bar, between the Egg and Eden Es Paradis.
	Tip: Cleanest toilets in San An.

	I take the ferry to Formentera

	Where I meet a local lizard.

	I'm not sure if I like lizards

	But lizards LIKE chocolate!

	Las Salinas - a Roman Law sentencing option.

	Es Vedra - on the boat back from Formentera.

	No sunset tonight ...

	... so I decide to howl at the moon

	A sunset cocktail at Coastline

	I can't eat Chinese food: there are no chopsticks

	Equipment for Dave Pearce and Foam at Eden.
	Baseball cap - check. Goggles - check. DuckToy - check.

	Eden! Red Bull! Happy!!

	I love the bar staff.

	I pull! But she's not getting my Red Bull!

	Among my DJ friends...

	I go for a massage

	Oi! It's me you should be massaging, not him

	He seems to enjoying himself, ...
	... but I'm not so sure

	www.tranceclubber.com has a better photo

	Where's the place?
	Upon the heath.

	Nah! Coastline!!
	There to meet with ... Vodka and Red Bull.

	The man responsible for my favourite places in Ibiza

	It must be serious: I'm meeting Karen's parents.

	VIP for Judgement Sunday. Thanks Jules.

	Compressed air. Cool!!

	Chill out balcony at Eden.
	Behind the camera for once.

	The Egg

	A last sunset at Mambo

	Must we go home?

	Must we go home?

	Got my own Duty Free!

Polar Ted's e-mail address is PolarTed@polarted.com