Time to pack my bags again

	I'm at the airport, I hope I haven't forgotten anything

	Ibiza! I'm at Joe Spoons and I remember everything!
	... so far.

	At Kilties they sell Buckfast
	I'm a Bucky lugger.

	At Play2 I go dancing

	Dinner at The Curry Club - Great!

	And brandy at Cafe del Mar

	After a beer at Plastik...

	... I go dancing,
	and become the centre of attraction

	Later I have beer at a Welsh bar...

	...and an After Shock at Tropicana

	The next morning I watch the performing seals play with a ball in the hotel pool

	Bacardi (check), lime (check), sugar (check), ice (check).
	5 portions of fresh fruit and veg. a day: 1. Time to prepare a caipirinha

	Later, on the decks at Itica ...
	... I join the DJ for tonights performance

	Breakfast
	5 portions of fresh fruit and veg. a day: 2. Strawberry Daiquiri

	And a beer at Savannah for sunset

	And a carajillo at Cafe del Mar for supper

	It's getting crowded by the pool.
	Performing seals are more tender.

	Off to Sugar Sea for the sunset

	And its a good one

	Waiting for the sunset
	5 portions of fresh fruit and veg. a day: 3. Caipirinha

	Kasbah for the sunset, and an excellent dinner afterwards
	Thanks Ken. Thganks Giles.

	Later we have some beer in the West End. This is me at Viper.

	Another day spent sitting in the sun

	With even more healthy drinks to keep me going

	Dinner tonight is at Tijuana. Someone appears to have drawn a handsome bear on the tablecloth

	Early Saturday morning, bags are packed

	And it's time to go home

	At the airport with lots of cheap drinks
	Eeek!!!

Polar Ted's e-mail address is PolarTed@polarted.com