Edinburgh Airport again,
	I must be heading to Ibiza!

	On the plane I have a few drinks....

	And some more at Joe Spoons...

	And yet more at Blackbeard's

	At Garden of Eden I pull

	My favourite - Coastline

	Brandy, glass - helps me focus

	Brandy - mine

	I'm back

	Moet - my new favourite drink

	... except for Absolut

	El Vaticano for dinner

	Then an early night to sleep off Judgement Sunday

	Two forepaws - two litres of Bacardi
	Coincidence - I think not

	RestricTed, MiniTed, Ursa Minor
	Yum, Fridge and Micro Ted

	Yes, I believe that I am 'The famous Polar bear'

	Behind bars
	Polar Bears prefer to be propping them up.

	Watching the sunset - Mambo

	Then Itaca

	If you disconnect the hose, the water jet stops.

	Sunsea - Sunset

	Cool
	... until they lit the candle

	Lager - a new treatment for burns

	Later - A silly hat
	I,m not sure about my dignity at Tijuana

	Sombrero and cerveza
	much better

	Spangled ...

	... and I think I know why

	Time to go ...
	... I want to come back

Polar Ted's e-mail address is PolarTed@polarted.com