Off to Ibiza again. Time to get the party started

	At Heathrow I stock up on some Red Bull

	Time to scare the Air Stewardess

	Well I'm in Ibiza I don't care if the humans' luggage is stuck in Barcelona

	First stop in Ibiza - The Garden of Eden This is not a very big glass...

	Next stop - inside Eden. These are better glasses. And both are for me!

	After a few drinks I head onto the dance floor And make some new friends

	Red Bull really does give me wings

	Hungover? Me? No way. I'm just watching the sunset!

	After the sunset I head for Tijuana for some beer and fajitas

	And a few after dinner shots.

	Perhaps too many after dinner shots...

	And more shots. This time with the owner of Tijuana

	Then we go into the West End where I meet Debbie at Kilties.

	More friends in the west End. I like it here!

	The next morning I am not at all hung-over!

	Unfortunately there's a huge storm outside. And it's raining.

	But luckily I brought some protection

	It's still windy and cloudy later when we try to watch the sunset at Mambo

	And onto Hans for some steak. But this is a bowl of mustard - I'll need something with it

	Ahhh! A beer. That's better.

	Mmmm. A jug of brandy! I hope it will come off again when it's empty!

	Tonight I'm at Kanya. I like it at Kanya!

	I spend the rest of the night staring at this strangely familiar but very good looking bear.

	The next day I prepare for sunset with yet another drink.

	And it's a good sunset. Pity we didn't get to Mambo in time...

	After the Sunset I have some beer at Coastline

	And even more beer at Sun Sea

	Ready for the sunset with some (ahem) Orange Juice

	Followed by dinner at Bombadu I wish I could get the hang of knives and forks....

	Drinking is much easier!

	Later I go on to Mambo for a Beer

	And, of course, a glass of Champagne!

	It's time to prepare for Judgement Sundays. I think I'll start with a drink

	And get the sound system working

	Then dinner at Coastline Excellent!

	Where I help the waiter get the most important thing...

	My Brandy!

	I try to look cute to get a second brandy, but it didn't work!

	And later on to Judgement Sunday

	More (ahem) orange Juice I am not hung-over!

	Dinner at Kanya tonight. With a good sunset.

	And home for a small can of beer

	Perhaps two cans...

	Waiting for the sunset

	That's enough waiting Lets start the drinking

	Tonight I'm at Coastline But something is missing

	Ah! My beer. That's better

	An the dinner at the Curry Club. With beer!

	Then home for some brandy

	And Itaca for more beer and some shots

	And then to Bar M

	New friends!!

	I've found a large collection of bottles on the balcony I instruct the other bears to approach with caution

	Drat! They're all empty! I wonder who drank them?

	I didn't drink them all. Just this one (and a few others)

	On the rocks at Mambo

	A salad for dinner?!

	Steak and chips - That's better

	And a beer. Better still!

	Tonight is Pirates night at Garlands We start with some beers in the apartment

	And more beer in The Garden of Eden

	And finally go to Garlands

	I'm a bit unsteady on my feet - I'm sure these VRB's will help

	The next day I'm not feeling too well...but I still have a pre-sunset drink

	And a beer with dinner

	And more beer at Kanya

	And I finish off the night with a brandy. Just to help settle my stomach!

	Today I'm feeling better, so I start with a drink.

	And some Champagne with dinner

	Where's it all gone I don't remember finishing it!

	The Pure Pacha pre-party at Mambo It's getting a bit dangerous!

	I go back to my apartment for a beer...

	And to finish off the Vodka and Red Bull

	Awww! It seems to be time to go home...

	I'm going to go in that plane to Madrid!

	We have a quick stop in Madrid for beer and donuts

	And onwards to Heathrow with more bear fuel...

Polar Ted's e-mail address is PolarTed@polarted.com