Early morning at Edinburgh Airport.
	Water! Not a good start.

	Amsterdam airport. Beer. Things are looking up.

	Fish at Amsterdam!

	Washed down with more beer and some wine.

	More wine on the flight to Barcelona.

	And Vodka on the flight to Ibiza!

	Arrivals at Ibiza Airport. I'm back!

	Out to Cafe Mambo for my first drink.

	And more at Joe Spoons.

	And finish my first night with a pint at Blackbeard's.

	Wednesday and Sunset at Mambo
	That shirt is making me feel unwell

	A beer at Capricci makes me feel better.

	And a Carajillo at Kenya

	Hola! ???

	Oh! A large brandy.

	Later, at The Garden of Eden some shots

	And at Garlands in Eden I do my trick with Vodkas and Red Bulls

	I think I've had enough!

	Thursday: I hide behind Polar Pete while the Cava is opened

	Oh! That must have hurt!
	I'll just drink both glasses then.

	Dinner and a beer at The Curry Club

	Followed by a Carajillo in Kanya.

	Then we head to Amnesia for Cream

	I like the VIP balcony. I can watch the dancers!
	I wonder if she has any VRB?

	Friday and I'm recovering from Cream.

	Some lager at Bombadu for dinner

	Followed by a couple of brandies!

	Then on to Mambo. Bears glow in UV light!

	A couple more brandies won't hurt me!

	Saturday: Time for a lie in.

	A nice glass of fresh orange with the sunset
	With, of course, some Bacardi

	SunSea Bar for the sunset tonight

	The waitress likes me!

	I get my own cocktail - a Caipirinha!

	Later we head on to Tijuana - I get my own beer

	And I get a Tequila of my own!

	After dinner beer at the Garden of Eden

	A VRB at the Mondo Loco closing party

	Sunday: Time to prepare for my big night. I'll start with a Caipirinha

	Coastline Restaurant. There are a lot of glasses on the table!

	I already feel drunk!

	Ah! A nice glass of white wine

	A brandy and after dinner chocolates

	Then on to the Judgement Sunday's Closing party

	The next day I tell all the other bears about my exciting night.

	I even let them watch me drinking my Caipirinha.

	It's my last night. A final beer at Capricci

	And finally, a final beer at Kanya

	And another final beer back in the apartment!

	Tuesday: I count my empties before I leave

	Packed and ready to go home

	At the airport. First I'm flying to Barcelona

	Some healthy orange juice and cake in Barcelona

	Then I catch a flight to Amsterdam

	Amsterdam Airport. Where's my drink?

	Final flight back to Edinburgh. With wine!
	See you all next year!

Polar Ted's e-mail address is PolarTed@polarted.com