It's September again and I'm at the airport. I must be going to Ibiza!

	Brandy, Vodka and Wine. That should steady my nerves.

	The luggage strangely arrives in Ibiza with us! Welcome to Ibiza!

	Yipee! First drink - at Kanya.

	And even more to drink - at Mambo.

	I've forgotton my sunglasses. Do I look silly in these?

	I'd better brush up on my DJ skills. I'm going to Judgement Sundays later.

	But first I have dinner, followed by a coffee at Coastline.

	And some brandy!

	The Garden of Eden. I'll have my usual shots.

	In the VIB bar at Eden they have my vodka ready chilled.

	A few VRBs and I'm ready to go dancing.

	Judgement Sundays Closing Party. Great night.

	The next day - Sunset and a beer at Sun Sea bar.

	And a quiet dinner at Capricci (with a beer)

	Tuesday Morning and we waken to nice weather for ducks.

	Polar Bears like to remain indoors when it's wet.

	I was planning a nice bottle of Cava with the sunset.

	It's still too wet to go outside. But I enjoy the Cava!

	Later, in town I find a shop selling HUGE brandy glasses. Bear sized!

	Dinner tonight is at Bombadu. A beer for me.

	And two shots...

	I feel hirsute! He he!

	A small beer at Joe Spoons. I'll have the big one next.

	Wednesday. Today it is cold.

	And still wet.

	A duty free carrier bag and some elastic bands make an effective sou'wester!

	But more importantly it leaves me a bottle of Bacardi.

	I think I'll have mine with orange. Twice.

	Tijuana for dinner tonight. My own beer and my own Tequila shot.

	More Tequila shots! I'm a happy bear!

	Later we go to Garlands at Eden for more beer and shots!

	I LIKE the lasers at Eden.

	This T-Shirt looks like it has been in the lasers too long!

	Thursday: Again it's cold and wet.
	That's cold ice and wet cachaca.

	Dinner at the Curry Club. I get given my own beer mug.

	Nice place! I'll come back here again.

	Friday: My last full day. It's not wet and cold!

	Tonight we go for dinner at Capricci. I start with a beer.

	Continue with some Carajillo .

	And end with a couple of shots

	Final day. I like a dry bath!

	I'm packed and ready.

	Goodbye Ibiza...

	...Hello airline catering!

Polar Ted's e-mail address is PolarTed@polarted.com