I don't care if it's windy. I want to go in it.

	Whirlpool!

	Neat leaves.

	Angel Falls and the Maid of the Mist.

	Cool! (and wet)

	Big and powerful.

	That looks dangerous.

	Keeping a safe distance.

	Multicultural bears.

	Dinner in the CN Tower's revolving restaurant, and a chance to reflect.

	Disconcerting to look down on an airport from something without wings.

	Flying fish??!

	Striking sunset.

	Food. Excellent apart from the leathery cheese, and the lack of baby seal on the menu.

	The sun sets over Toronto and Lake Ontario.

	Uh Oh! Sunset in Canada.3 months of winter.

	Central Toronto, by night, from above.

	I can't get into this size of glass.

	I can get at it, but it's only coffee.

	Brandy balloons should be banned on the ground of cruelty.

	Greater Toronto by night.

	I may not be able to focus on it, but it's still a long way down.

	Life size and enlarged scale model.

	Is it meant to be swaying like that?

	Red Bull substitute ...

	... no thanks.

	Cool!

	Neat!

	Excellent!

	Shooter

	One of the best clubs I've ever been to.

	Excellent lights!
	Excellent music!

	Excellent sound system!

	F.f.f.feel the bass!

	That was Guvernment's 5th Birthday.
	Well done Mark! You are definitely one of 1980s Glasgow's better exports.

	That was a perfect end to my clubbing tour! Guvernment deserves many more of birthdays.
	I want to go to them all.

	My plane home ...

	... and a spot of Duty Free

Polar Ted's e-mail address is PolarTed@polarted.com